Some days ago, I happily updated the iOS on my iPhone 4S to the latest iOS 7, having no idea that it was going to change my phone forever (ever ever ever).
The update took forever and a lunch break to download and install, and when it was finally done, I picked up my phone to type in my passcode, and that’s when I saw to my horror that my phone interface had been swallowed by an Android-Windows lovechild. I was like, “… No… no… no no no no no… noooooooooooo” (oooo). WHAT. HAPPENED, Apple? I rushed into the settings to see if there was a way to revert back to the old look that I knew and loved and knew and appreciated and NO, there is NOT. There is no way to go back. You’re fucked.
Is it my own fault for not reading MacRumors and SmackThatMac and FuckSnappleWeJustWantApple? Possibly. Do I feel conned? Very much so. Did it ruin my Wednesday
Weekend? ABSOLUTELY. Of course I should have looked the update up first, derpaderp, but never in my wildest imagination had I imagined that they would pull this on me.
You might not know this about me, dear internet, but I don’t deal well with changes. I once moved my bookcase to another wall and felt totally beside myself in that room for like three days.
Did you update your phone? What do you think? Shouldn’t we be talking about Syria?